Lady 2 Maid: Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai!
Bai: Bister mein to aap se aachi hoon!
Lady: Tujhe saab ne bola kya?
Bai: Nahin driver bol raha tha!
Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati hai.
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.
Son kills a butterfly.
Dad: No butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills a honeybee.
Dad: No honey for 2 weeks.
Mom kills a cockroach.
Son: Dad u tell her or should I?
Man: Bless me God! My son is drug addictmy daughter is a call girl my wife is a gambler.
God: Is anything +ve in ur family?
Man: I'm HIV positive.
Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.
Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never f#*ked ur mom.
Girl: True, but my father did ! :)
Ouch! It's too tight.
Don't worry,sweetheart ! We'll try to do it slowly.Push it in .
Aah! I can't. It's painful.
Ok,sweetheart, Let's get another......... WEDDING RING
Boy : if I press your b**bs n run wat u will think ?
Girl: I will think "ek bewakof jo puri car chala sakta thasirf horn baja ker bhag gaya"
Girl: MomYesterday Rahul wanted me to climb on Tree…
Mom: U Foolhe actually wanted to see your Panty…………….
Girl: I Knew it that why i removed it before climbing the Tree…………
A very Sexy & attractive Female Employee meets her Boss & says"Sirwould you mind removing something from my BREAST"
Boss: Anything for U..
Female Employee: Your f*cking EyesSir!
What is the Similarity between Audio Cassatte and a Woman?
They can be Played from both Sides……..
Love: When you take a bubble bath together Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together Marriage: When you give the kids a bath
Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?" Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . To go
Love: Sex every night Lust: Sex 5 times a night Marriage: What's sex?
Love: French perfume Lust: Brut aftershave Marriage: "The baby needs changing. . ."
Love: Long drives through the countryside Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat
